Maso and Ads at The 2012 Logie Awards!

 

The boys are back!

After a busy year of media commitments, Maso and Ads return to what they do best; Drinking Baby John Burgess under the table at the Logie Awards.

Armed with only a pair of rented tuxedo’s, some cheap aftershave and a hip flask of bourbon hidden down their pants, Maso and Ads hit the red carpet at the 2012 Logie Awards to bring you all the behind the scenes stories nobody wanted to hear.

Find out what happened when Ads insulted the One Direction boys. Discover the real story behind “The Slap” (not the acclaimed drama, but the one Maso received from Dr Harry Cooper), and what the hell is all this talk of “Crop-dusting” at the Logies?

Find out all this and so much more in this very special “comeback” edition of “TV Dinner with Maso and Ads”!

Kochie 2012 – it ends here, Koch

“DAVID KOCH IS ONE OF AUSTRALIA’S  MOST IRRITATING TV PERSONALITIES AND I SUPPORT THE INTERNATIONAL EFFORT TO END HIS TYRANNIC RULE OVER MORNING TELEVISION, END THE SMARM, AND REPLACE HIM WITH A 5-BURNER BBQ.”

-The Statement of KOCHIE 2012 Pledgers

Tool of the Month – March 2011

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TV DINNER 10 IS FINALLY HERE!

Your old pals Maso and Ads have made a mighty return to the airwaves with their very special 10th episode of TV Dinner. One thing is for sure, the boys have not been afraid to tackle the big topics doing the rounds on Australian television.

Of course, My Kitchen Rules is the hottest show on TV right now and Maso and Ads share their thoughts on why it has become such a success. Maso reveals his frustration at the new Channel 11 and their reluctance to give himself and Ads their own show, while Ads launches a new segment that will have TV personalities the world over shaking in their boots.

Plus! Find out why Maso is tightly wound in glad wrap with a fake knife sticking out of his chest, and why Ads is prancing around the studio in one of Jeannie Little’s greatest outfits.

It’s all here, better and slicker than ever! It’s episode 10 of TV Dinner with Maso and Ads!



TV Dinner number 9…number 9…number 9…number 9….

In Chinese culture, the number 9 is associated with the Chinese Dragon, a symbol of magic and power. In Egyptian mythology there are 9 major gods and goddesses, while the Thai word for 9 also means, “to develop and progress”.

In the world of TV-related podcasts hosted by two shonky blokes, the number 9 has come to signify “greatness”, “brilliance”, “cutting-edge humour”, and of course, “excessive penis jokes”.

That’s right, Maso and Ads are back for TV Dinner podcast #9, an episode filled to the brim with amusing observations, rib-tickling satire and just a tiny bit of unexpected flatulence. It’s the classiest podcast on the internet!

In this episode, the lads discuss everything from the news of Sarah Murdoch filming her show in Australia to Oprah Winfrey stuffing up the announcement of the Next Top Model winner….or is that the other way around? Ah, who cares?

Also, tune in to hear the boys give a moving, heartfelt tribute to one of their heroes, TV writer Stephen J. Cannell.

It’s all here, in the episode critics are calling, “Lame. Just plain lame.”

It’s TV Dinner #9 with Maso and Ads!

TV DINNER: THE MASTERCHEF WASHUP

The cooking is over, the winner has been announced and all that is left to do is the washing up. Luckily, your two favourite dishes, Maso and Ads, are gloved-up and ready to get scrubbing as they work their way through the soap and suds to bring you the all-important Masterchef 2010 washup.

In this podcast the boys look back at the many laughs and the ocean of tears that made up this years Masterchef competition, as well as discussing the future of the show and whether it can sustain such lofty heights.

It’s all here, in the only podcast Matt Preston once threw on the floor and called, “Disgusting….disgustingly good!”

It’s TV Dinner with Maso and Ads!

TV Dinner With Maso and Ads Podcast #7 Is Here!

Podcast #7 of TV Dinner With Maso and Ads has been served and the buzz on the street has already begun:

The writers of the TV Show LOST say that Podcast #7, “provides many of the answers we couldn’t.”

Gordon Ramsey calls it, “A F@$king good show with two Sh#@house hosts.”

The producers of Underbelly describe Maso and Ads as, “Two tits we’d love to have on our show.”

Recently eliminated Masterchef contestant Joanne from NSW says that listening to Podcast #7, “Makes my face look like I’ve been sucking a bitter lemon.”

While Masterchef’s Matt Preston calls the Podcast simply, “Edible!”

But don’t take their word for it. Click on the link and check out TV Dinner with Maso and Ads Podcast #7 for yourself!

Peter Moon performs as Susan Boyle

Here at the TV Dinner desk we have today received a photo that has rocked the Australia entertainment industry. Sent to us from an anonymous listener, they claim this is an actual photo of Australian comedian Peter Moon performing in character as Susan Boyle.

Boyle is a Scottish born performer that shot to fame through the television talent show ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ in 2009. Since her debut as a talented singer she has released a studio album, a string of DVDs, and her own anti-fungal cream – Boyle Be Gone.

Boyle was due to perform at the 2010 TV Week Logie Awards but cancelled within weeks of the show claiming an ingrown hair on her upper lip had gone septic. The performance by Moon as Boyle comes after a long running campaign by comedian and author Tony Martin. Martin believed Moon should have performed in Boyle’s place at the recent Logie Awards.

Boyle is scheduled to perform, as herself, in Australia later this year.

Maso and Ads at the Logies!!

In what can only be described as a Logie-worthy effort, Maso and Ads have put aside their massive hangovers to bring you all the goss from the big night at Crown Casino.

Still wearing their red wine soaked tuxedo’s and reeking of tequila, the boys don’t hold back in delivering what really happened at TV’s night of nights. From Bert Newton’s backstage antics to Richard Wilkins’ on-air flatulence, you’ll hear all the Logies stories from two men who were there amongst the action.

Find out how Maso ended up wearing Larry Emdur’s tuxedo and why Ads blames Julie Goodwin for his own embarrassing nipple slip. Plus, you’ll discover which award winners got the all-important seal of approval from Maso and Ads and which ones suffered the dreaded TV Dinner thumbs down.

It’s all here in this very specal post-Logies wash-up edition of TV Dinner with Maso and Ads!

Podcast 5: The Logies Buzz Begins!!

With the Logies just around the corner, Maso and Ads take time out to give their perspectives on Australian televisions night of nights. Who will win? Who will lose? Who will fall over in a drunken stupor? And who will take their knickers off and twirl them above their heads? Find out in this special pre-logies edition of TV Dinner with Maso and Ads.

Plus, the boys reveal their verdict on the new series of Masterchef and the potential train wreck that is Hey Hey It’s Saturday. Ads discusses his idea for the next season of The Biggest Loser, while Maso confesses which TV show is his secret guilty pleasure.

All that and more on podcast 5 of TV Dinner with Maso and Ads!

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